Seems to be an awful lot of these this spring. I love the wording:

The National Weather Service has issued the following:What: Wind AdvisoryWhere: NYCWhen: 12 PM to 8 PMon 4/30
Hazards: Winds at these speeds can cause flying debris, turn unsecured objects into projectiles, & cause power outages. Use caution when walking, biking, or driving.
Preparedness Actions: Before an Outage- Charge cell phones- Gather supplies- Turn refrigerator/freezers to a colder setting

“Turn unsecured objects into projectiles…”

Objects could be words and thoughts, right? Or maybe that’s just overthinking stuff. I don’t know. They just make me laugh.