What do you get when you cross a storyline that starts with Satanist, cannibal, incestuous, Appalachian hillbillies and a DJ Khaled lookalike on a vengeful rampage across West Virginia?

You get Fat Guy With A Shotgun.

And a perfectly horrible movie. I’ll give it my highest grindhouse rating: One star out of ten.

You also get a first-rate script.

“You can only handle so many severed… uh… members before it’s time to rethink your career trajectory.” ~ Corrections officer

“There is a polite way and an impolite way to call someone a fuckin’ idiot. You don’t have to call him a fucktard.” ~ Grandmother of kidnap victim

“She is fresh. She still screams when you mishandle her!” ~ The Mayor

“You know that’s what I love about Appalachia! A man can’t find a woman but he can sure talk his sister into a goddamn freebie.” ~ Sherriff