Might be a little too soon still, but it’s better than the CORONA SURVIVOR shirts on sale, unless of course you’ve gotten it and not died. That makes you luckier than at least another 180,000 folks it killed. Until vaccines or natural immunity renders it mostly harmless I’m not going to fuck around. Best plan for this ordeal is don’t play. If only out of respect to the casualties and the unemployed and the evicted, just don’t play.

And no, I’m not buying a souvenir t-shirt. Maintaining a sense of humor is always vital, but it’s just not that funny.