Wow, MacGregor! Interesting metaphor.

What do you mean?

The oatmeal!

That wasn’t a metaphor.

Really? What were you talking about.

Oatmeal.

Just oatmeal?

Just oatmeal! Who the fuck wants metaphorical oatmeal?

Well, I just thought it…

The Oatmeal Metaphor is my next band name.

You’re an asshole.

I’m fucking tired of oatmeal.

Shut up!