For all the CGI and dynamic battle scenes the most interesting part of Infinity War was a 15 foot tall Peter Dinklage. I’m not cracking on Little People. It was just a bad movie.

Anyone who hasn’t already seen every preceding film in the Marvel franchise will have no idea who any of these people are, and hence no reason to care too much about anyone. Spoiler alert: a shit ton of important comic book characters die. You can find out for yourself.

In the meantime I want to see a movie based on a 15 foot tall dwarf.

I’m not joking.

Oh, and I’ll probably go ahead and watch more Marvel, but at this point there is so much CGI, why bother paying actors? They should be paying writers.