You can ask any person to list ten things about themselves that are absolute, irrefutable truth and at least half of those items will be random bullshit they made up on the spot to convince you (and themselves) that they are possessed of a great deal of self knowledge. The other half will be arbitrary things that they will always claim about themselves that may or may not be true but they haven’t given it that much thought. They simply decided it was so.

Change my mind.